John Waters Unchained

Diary of a Dissenter: A Week From My Window

What wouldn't we give for the opportunity to place a tick in a box inviting a plague on all their houses?

Apr 14, 2023
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None Of The Above

SATURDAY

I’ve made a half-decent start on our 2023 garden, despite the bad weather. I’ve completed the planting of the spuds, finishing up yesterday with the Kind Edward’s, as per tradition. It remains to be seen whether my decision to plant them with long shoots still attached will pay off, but I’m reasonably hopeful.

One thing I need to…

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